Clifford Brewer 183 Posted July 29, 2018 I hate it when the voices in my head go silent........... I never know what they are up to !!!................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron Benson 18 Posted July 29, 2018 A can of worms isn't going to open itself... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 183 Posted July 29, 2018 The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to Heaven Says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 183 Posted July 30, 2018 So when is this Old enough to know better Supposed to kick in ????.......................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joshua States 618 Posted July 31, 2018 Beware the expert. The man who knows what he knows not, is a wise man. Seek his council. The man who knows not what he knows not, is a fool. Avoid him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Wimmer 467 Posted July 31, 2018 Nobody in my family has ever suffered from insanity. We've all enjoyed the heck out of it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 183 Posted July 31, 2018 5 hours ago, Joshua States said: Beware the expert. The man who knows what he knows not, is a wise man. Seek his council. The man who knows not what he knows not, is a fool. Avoid him. I really like that one................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerald Boggs 71 Posted July 31, 2018 Old Japanese saying: The strong eat, the weak are meat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffM 38 Posted July 31, 2018 Shoot shovel and shut-up (The advice our local sheriff gave my wife when she asked about what to do with stray dogs running around in the country that were chasing her chickens) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 183 Posted July 31, 2018 I'm only responsible fer what I say Not fer what you understand................... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conner Michaux 48 Posted July 31, 2018 "Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." -Winston Churchill 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron Benson 18 Posted July 31, 2018 Whenever someone comes up with something that is fool proof, some else comes up with a better fool... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joël Mercier 213 Posted July 31, 2018 He who goes to sleep with an itchy bottom wakes up with stinky fingers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerald Boggs 71 Posted August 1, 2018 Friedrich Nietzsche: Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings, who think themselves good because they have crippled claws Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 183 Posted August 1, 2018 Every day millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end this wanton violence. EAT BACON !!!!!!!!...................................... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Wimmer 467 Posted August 1, 2018 I don't think I would like to see a psychiatrist. If he listened to me for long the poor man might become disturbed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joshua States 618 Posted August 2, 2018 I know you understand what you think I said, I'm just not sure that what you heard is what I meant. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doug Lester 128 Posted August 2, 2018 If you're not making mistakes then you're not trying hard enough. Doug 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeb Camper 439 Posted August 2, 2018 If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeb Camper 439 Posted August 2, 2018 A man stands up for himself; the stronger man stands for others. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles du Preez 250 Posted August 3, 2018 If it doesn’t work, force it.... if it breaks, nya, it was buggered anyway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Wimmer 467 Posted August 3, 2018 (edited) If it ain't broke, keep fixing it till it is. Edited August 3, 2018 by Vern Wimmer 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 183 Posted August 3, 2018 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 183 Posted August 3, 2018 Some times I sit quietly and wonder why I'm not in a mental institution. Then I look around and realize, maybe I already am............................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joshua States 618 Posted August 3, 2018 When everyone is out to get you, being paranoid is just a good idea. Wolves don't eat the unlucky deer, they eat the weak ones. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
