Clifford Brewer 146 Posted July 29 I hate it when the voices in my head go silent........... I never know what they are up to !!!................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonB 9 Posted July 29 A can of worms isn't going to open itself... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 146 Posted July 29 The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to Heaven Says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 146 Posted July 30 So when is this Old enough to know better Supposed to kick in ????.......................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joshua States 495 Posted July 31 Beware the expert. The man who knows what he knows not, is a wise man. Seek his council. The man who knows not what he knows not, is a fool. Avoid him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Wimmer 428 Posted July 31 Nobody in my family has ever suffered from insanity. We've all enjoyed the heck out of it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 146 Posted July 31 5 hours ago, Joshua States said: Beware the expert. The man who knows what he knows not, is a wise man. Seek his council. The man who knows not what he knows not, is a fool. Avoid him. I really like that one................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerald Boggs 61 Posted July 31 Old Japanese saying: The strong eat, the weak are meat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffM 38 Posted July 31 Shoot shovel and shut-up (The advice our local sheriff gave my wife when she asked about what to do with stray dogs running around in the country that were chasing her chickens) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 146 Posted July 31 I'm only responsible fer what I say Not fer what you understand................... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conner Michaux 15 Posted July 31 "Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." -Winston Churchill 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonB 9 Posted July 31 Whenever someone comes up with something that is fool proof, some else comes up with a better fool... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joël Mercier 146 Posted July 31 He who goes to sleep with an itchy bottom wakes up with stinky fingers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerald Boggs 61 Posted August 1 Friedrich Nietzsche: Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings, who think themselves good because they have crippled claws Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 146 Posted August 1 Every day millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end this wanton violence. EAT BACON !!!!!!!!...................................... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Wimmer 428 Posted August 1 I don't think I would like to see a psychiatrist. If he listened to me for long the poor man might become disturbed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joshua States 495 Posted August 2 I know you understand what you think I said, I'm just not sure that what you heard is what I meant. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doug Lester 109 Posted August 2 If you're not making mistakes then you're not trying hard enough. Doug 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeb Camper 359 Posted August 2 If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeb Camper 359 Posted August 2 A man stands up for himself; the stronger man stands for others. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles du Preez 220 Posted August 3 If it doesn’t work, force it.... if it breaks, nya, it was buggered anyway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Wimmer 428 Posted August 3 (edited) If it ain't broke, keep fixing it till it is. Edited August 3 by Vern Wimmer 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 146 Posted August 3 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clifford Brewer 146 Posted August 3 Some times I sit quietly and wonder why I'm not in a mental institution. Then I look around and realize, maybe I already am............................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joshua States 495 Posted August 3 When everyone is out to get you, being paranoid is just a good idea. Wolves don't eat the unlucky deer, they eat the weak ones. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
