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Clifford Brewer

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I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...........

I never know what they are up to !!!.................:D

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The fact that there is a highway to hell

and only a stairway to Heaven

Says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers...............;)

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So when is this

Old enough to know better

Supposed to kick in  ????..........................:rolleyes:

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Beware the expert.

The man who knows what he knows not, is a wise man. Seek his council.

The man who knows not what he knows not, is a fool. Avoid him.

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Nobody in my family has ever suffered from insanity. We've all enjoyed the heck out of it.

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5 hours ago, Joshua States said:

Beware the expert.

The man who knows what he knows not, is a wise man. Seek his council.

The man who knows not what he knows not, is a fool. Avoid him.

I really like that one.................B)

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Shoot shovel and shut-up

(The advice our local sheriff gave my wife when she asked about what to do with stray dogs running around in the country that were chasing her chickens)

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I'm only responsible fer what I say

Not fer what you understand...................:rolleyes:

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"Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." 

-Winston Churchill

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Whenever someone comes up with something that is fool proof, some else comes up with a better fool...

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He who goes to sleep with an itchy bottom wakes up with stinky fingers.

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Friedrich Nietzsche: Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings, who think themselves good because they have crippled claws

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Every day millions of plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end this wanton violence.

EAT BACON !!!!!!!!......................................^_^

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I don't think I would like to see a psychiatrist. If he listened to me for long the poor man might become disturbed.

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I know you understand what you think I said, I'm just not sure that what you heard is what I meant.

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If you're not making mistakes then you're not trying hard enough.

Doug

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A man stands up for himself; the stronger man stands for others.

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If it doesn’t work, force it.... if it breaks, nya, it was buggered anyway.

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Posted (edited)

If it ain't broke, keep fixing it till it is.

Edited by Vern Wimmer
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  Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Some times I sit quietly and wonder why I'm not in a mental  institution.

Then I look around and realize, maybe I already am...............................:rolleyes:

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When everyone is out to get you, being paranoid is just a good idea.

Wolves don't eat the unlucky deer, they eat the weak ones.

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