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Sorry Alan ;   It was a cut and paste from my archives, took me a couple years to figger that out

now I gotta learn how to shrink stuff.......................Computer dude I sure aint.................:rolleyes:

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Back to thoughts for the day......

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

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Arguing with a building code inspector is a lot like wrasselin a pig in a mud hole

after a while you realize that the damn pig is havin fun at your expense  !!!!

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I can do it fast, or slow.....don't expect me to do it half-fast!

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Took a second to get that one Steve. Nice :lol:

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There are three kinds of people in the world,

Those that understand math, and those that don't 

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5 hours ago, Vern Wimmer said:

There are three kinds of people in the world,

Those that understand math, and those that don't 

I'm an electrical engineer.  There are actually 10 types of people in the world.  Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

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Good judgement comes from experience.

Experience? Oh that comes from poor judgement.

22 hours ago, Clifford Brewer said:

Arguing with a building code inspector is a lot like wrasselin a pig in a mud hole

after a while you realize that the damn pig is havin fun at your expense  !!!!

BTW-I'm a building code inspector....and Clifford is right!

And I think there's two kinds of people in the world. Those that think there are two kinds and those that don't.

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Stubborness and determination are the vital ingredients to get you to where to want to go. However, keep in mind that forwards isn't necessarily the direction that gets you there when you keep running into a wall.

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I am not sure if it has been mentioned, but Jeroen's comment reminded me of the First Rule regarding getting out of a hole.....quit digging it deeper!

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I never argue !!!

I just explain why I'm right.....................

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                         I prefer not to think before speaking ...................

I like being just as surprised as every one else by what comes out of my mouth ...............

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THE GURU SAYS:

"No matter where you start from,

no matter how far you travel,

no matter how hard the journey,

when you get there,

there you are."

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Modern man has forgotten that everything use to be done by hand, those were the true craftsman, yet to them it was just there job!

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I stole this one from a poster, but quote it all the time:

"Consistency is only a virtue when you are not a screw-up" 

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44 minutes ago, Brian Dougherty said:

I stole this one from a poster, but quote it all the time:

"Consistency is only a virtue when you are not a screw-up" 

consistencydemotivator_grande.jpeg?v=141

From Despair.com, purveyors of the finest demotivational posters made!  

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In theory there is no  difference between theory & practice.  In practice there is.

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1 hour ago, Alan Longmire said:

consistencydemotivator_grande.jpeg?v=141

From Despair.com, purveyors of the finest demotivational posters made!  

Yep, that's the one!

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Determination is that feeling you get right before you do something incredibly stupid.

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Monday is a terrible way to spend a seventh of your life.

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3 hours ago, Charles du Preez said:

Monday is a terrible way to spend a seventh of your life.

That's why they invented coffee.:)

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12 hours ago, Gary Mulkey said:

That's why they invented coffee.:)

Coffee. The original energy drink. Beverage of champions.

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Don't eat yellow snow.

Don't play leap frog with a unicorn.

Success feels great but failure is your teacher.

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

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When the little voice in your head says, "Don't do it", PAY ATTENTION!!!

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