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"He who works with his hands is a laborer. He who works with his hands and his head is a craftsman. He who works with his hands and his head and his heart is an artist.”

It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you come to realize that there can be value in solving problems without using violence.

The pen is not mightier than the sword. The pen does not win battles, nor does the sword write poetry. Mighty is the hand which knows when to pick the pen and when to pick the sword. 

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The fact that there is a highway to hell

and only a stairway to Heaven

Says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers...............;)

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Beware the expert.

The man who knows what he knows not, is a wise man. Seek his council.

The man who knows not what he knows not, is a fool. Avoid him.

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Nobody in my family has ever suffered from insanity. We've all enjoyed the heck out of it.

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5 hours ago, Joshua States said:

Beware the expert.

The man who knows what he knows not, is a wise man. Seek his council.

The man who knows not what he knows not, is a fool. Avoid him.

I really like that one.................B)

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Shoot shovel and shut-up

(The advice our local sheriff gave my wife when she asked about what to do with stray dogs running around in the country that were chasing her chickens)

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"Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." 

-Winston Churchill

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Every day millions of plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end this wanton violence.

EAT BACON !!!!!!!!......................................^_^

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I don't think I would like to see a psychiatrist. If he listened to me for long the poor man might become disturbed.

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I know you understand what you think I said, I'm just not sure that what you heard is what I meant.

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If it ain't broke, keep fixing it till it is.

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Some times I sit quietly and wonder why I'm not in a mental  institution.

Then I look around and realize, maybe I already am...............................:rolleyes:

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When everyone is out to get you, being paranoid is just a good idea.

Wolves don't eat the unlucky deer, they eat the weak ones.

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