Clifford Brewer Posted August 4, 2018 Author Share Posted August 4, 2018 Dom t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.............................. If ya can't be good don't git caught !! People who say stuff can't be done need to git the hell outta the way of people who do stuff !!! Show me a man who is called an expert by his peers And I will show you a good man to listen to ...... Show me a man who calls himself an expert and I will show you an egotistical asshole...............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeb Camper Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Liquor's quicker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Middleton Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 But wine is divine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Dougherty Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I am but an ameoba in the scum pond of life. -BCD ca 1993 1 -Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeb Camper Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 A relative of mine once said: "If you walk a mile in my shoes, you might end up at the bar." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vern Wimmer Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zeb Camper said: A relative of mine once said: "If you walk a mile in my shoes, you might end up at the bar." And one of mine said, "Be careful that no one steps on your fingers as you're leaving" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles dP Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Zeb Camper said: A relative of mine once said: "If you walk a mile in my shoes, you might end up at the bar." Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. - Jack Handey 1 "The way we win matters" (Ender Wiggins) Orson Scott Card Nos, qui libertate donati sumus, nes cimus quid constet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Middleton Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Beware of following the masses, sometimes the "m" is silent. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeb Camper Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Following kids around singing "can't touch this" by MC hammer can count as babysitting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Brewer Posted August 5, 2018 Author Share Posted August 5, 2018 When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty...... If ya can't be good don't git caught !! People who say stuff can't be done need to git the hell outta the way of people who do stuff !!! Show me a man who is called an expert by his peers And I will show you a good man to listen to ...... Show me a man who calls himself an expert and I will show you an egotistical asshole...............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vern Wimmer Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 A friend of mine once said, "It's not how many times you fall that counts, it's how many times you get back up." I was impressed. The cop giving him the field sobriety test wasn't 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshua States Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 A friend of mine once said: The three dumbest things I ever did in my whole life, I did with Josh. Surprisingly enough, they don't even make Josh's top ten. 4 “So I'm lightin' out for the territory, ahead of the scared and the weak and the mean spirited, because Aunt Sally is fixin’ to adopt me and civilize me, and I can't stand it. I've been there before.” The only bad experience is the one from which you learn nothing. Josh http://www.dosgatosdesignsllc.com/#! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdJMFMqnbLYqv965xd64vYg J.States Bladesmith | Facebook https://www.facebook.com/dos.gatos.71 https://www.etsy.com/shop/JStatesBladesmith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles dP Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 In alcohol’s defence, I’ve done some pretty stupid s#!t while sober too. 1 "The way we win matters" (Ender Wiggins) Orson Scott Card Nos, qui libertate donati sumus, nes cimus quid constet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Longmire Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Found on the internet this very day: Don't know the kid or the story, but hey, it fits! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Brewer Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) I need to get a shirt like that fer my grand son, he managed to snap his left fore arm bones behind his wrist in a dirt bike crash this past Friday, it hurts to look at the pics of it........................ Edited August 7, 2018 by Clifford Brewer If ya can't be good don't git caught !! People who say stuff can't be done need to git the hell outta the way of people who do stuff !!! Show me a man who is called an expert by his peers And I will show you a good man to listen to ...... Show me a man who calls himself an expert and I will show you an egotistical asshole...............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Brewer Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”. We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?” BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I trust this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal. Edited August 7, 2018 by Clifford Brewer 1 1 If ya can't be good don't git caught !! People who say stuff can't be done need to git the hell outta the way of people who do stuff !!! Show me a man who is called an expert by his peers And I will show you a good man to listen to ...... Show me a man who calls himself an expert and I will show you an egotistical asshole...............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vern Wimmer Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Remember "Women who carry a "few extra pounds" live longer Than husbands who mention it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Brewer Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 On 8/5/2018 at 11:35 PM, Charles du Preez said: In alcohol’s defence, I’ve done some pretty stupid s#!t while sober too. Been there done that !!!........... If ya can't be good don't git caught !! People who say stuff can't be done need to git the hell outta the way of people who do stuff !!! Show me a man who is called an expert by his peers And I will show you a good man to listen to ...... Show me a man who calls himself an expert and I will show you an egotistical asshole...............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Mulkey Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 (edited) You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might end up someplace else. Edited August 8, 2018 by Gary Mulkey 1 Gary ABS,CKCA,ABKA,KGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Brewer Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 (edited) Of many things, a lot I may or may not know .......... But, know enough of some things, to be dangerous, I am................. Edited August 9, 2018 by Clifford Brewer If ya can't be good don't git caught !! People who say stuff can't be done need to git the hell outta the way of people who do stuff !!! Show me a man who is called an expert by his peers And I will show you a good man to listen to ...... Show me a man who calls himself an expert and I will show you an egotistical asshole...............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Brewer Posted August 9, 2018 Author Share Posted August 9, 2018 (edited) If one chooses to do things slowly it can be both a good or a bad way to do it. If one chooses to do things fast it can also be a good or bad way to do it But, If one chooses to do things half fast one will fall far short of any great deeds in life............ ( I know its an old one but it still makes me crack a smile )......... Edited August 9, 2018 by Clifford Brewer 1 If ya can't be good don't git caught !! People who say stuff can't be done need to git the hell outta the way of people who do stuff !!! Show me a man who is called an expert by his peers And I will show you a good man to listen to ...... Show me a man who calls himself an expert and I will show you an egotistical asshole...............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Brewer Posted August 15, 2018 Author Share Posted August 15, 2018 HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENTThe following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.One student, however, wrote the following:First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.This gives two possibilities:1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is thereby herefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven, proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+. 1 3 If ya can't be good don't git caught !! People who say stuff can't be done need to git the hell outta the way of people who do stuff !!! Show me a man who is called an expert by his peers And I will show you a good man to listen to ...... Show me a man who calls himself an expert and I will show you an egotistical asshole...............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Michaux Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 I wonder how that thought entered the students head.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Longmire Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 That joke was old back when I took chemistry in the 80s... And please don't use big fonts, it screws with my phone for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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