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"He who works with his hands is a laborer. He who works with his hands and his head is a craftsman. He who works with his hands and his head and his heart is an artist.”

It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you come to realize that there can be value in solving problems without using violence.

The pen is not mightier than the sword. The pen does not win battles, nor does the sword write poetry. Mighty is the hand which knows when to pick the pen and when to pick the sword. 

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Dont forge with your fly unzipped :lol:

 

I didnt have an incident but I noticed some peculiar burns in my britches when folding my laundry ;)

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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy. 

 

 

From Despair.com:

Overconfidence : Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

Edited by Bill Schmalhofer
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If the world were an orange, it would be much, much, much, much too small.

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Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out. 

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you can please all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time.

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