Clifford Brewer Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Last nite we had a body found in one of our local motels. Strangely enough the female body was found face down in the bath tub which was filled with milk, and sliced bananas were strewn all over her back side !!! Detectives are certain they are dealing with a cereal killer. !!!......................... 1 If ya can't be good don't git caught !! People who say stuff can't be done need to git the hell outta the way of people who do stuff !!! Show me a man who is called an expert by his peers And I will show you a good man to listen to ...... Show me a man who calls himself an expert and I will show you an egotistical asshole...............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Brewer Posted August 9, 2018 Author Share Posted August 9, 2018 Tough crowd !!!...................................... If ya can't be good don't git caught !! People who say stuff can't be done need to git the hell outta the way of people who do stuff !!! Show me a man who is called an expert by his peers And I will show you a good man to listen to ...... Show me a man who calls himself an expert and I will show you an egotistical asshole...............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vern Wimmer Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 We've got a midget roaming around pretending to be a psychic and bilking people by claiming to be able to talk to dead relatives. The police have a APB out for " A small medium at large". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Vosloo Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 a guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel up his ass. the bar tender says "Damn, that must hurt". the guy replies, "Ja, its drivin' me nuts" 1 1 Ross Vosloo Mhara Knives made in Zimbabwe https://www.mharaknives.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troels Saabye Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 A priest and a rabi walks into a bar, and the bartender says " What's this ? Some kind of joke?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Vosloo Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Troels Saabye said: A priest and a rabi walks into a bar, and the bartender says " What's this ? Some kind of joke?" ba dum tiss 1 1 Ross Vosloo Mhara Knives made in Zimbabwe https://www.mharaknives.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Ward Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Brewer Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 And a hearty LoL to all !!!! If ya can't be good don't git caught !! People who say stuff can't be done need to git the hell outta the way of people who do stuff !!! Show me a man who is called an expert by his peers And I will show you a good man to listen to ...... Show me a man who calls himself an expert and I will show you an egotistical asshole...............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason McEntee Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? Disaster... (Dis-assed-her) I'm here all week; try the veal. 1 www.facebook.com/appleseedcustoms/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Stephens Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Stick to forging guys . . . lol. -----------------------------------------------"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly." -- Theodore Roosevelthttp://stephensforge.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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