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Last nite we had a body found in one of our local motels.

Strangely enough the female body was found

face down in the bath tub which was filled with milk, and

sliced bananas were strewn all over her back side !!!

Detectives are certain they are dealing with a cereal killer.  !!!.........................

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We've got a midget roaming around pretending to be a psychic and bilking people by claiming to be able to talk to dead relatives. The police have a APB out for " A small medium at large".

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a guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel up his ass. the bar tender says "Damn, that must hurt". the guy replies, "Ja, its drivin' me nuts"

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1 hour ago, Troels Saabye said:

A priest and a rabi walks into a bar, and the bartender says " What's this ? Some kind of joke?"

ba dum tiss

 

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Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? Disaster...

(Dis-assed-her) I'm here all week; try the veal.

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