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Picked the wrong door to kick in.....;)

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Possibly the most accurate thread title ever... :blink: :lol:

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Now I’ve seen everything :lol::P

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cant watch the vid in the Eu apparently!

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"When he's not working at Applebee's" and all I could think of was that Python skit with the Dirty Fork. 

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So it turns out I'm not the only one with a home defense ax at the ready! :lol:

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That sucks John, you are truly missing out on this one.

I think somebody should market a "personal protection battle axe".  I'll bet you could even get this guy to give you an endorsement, if he could find the time in his busy schedule that is.

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I met a guy at bladeshow who turned a bat out of black walnut, forged a band of massive spikes, wrapped it around and riveted it to the bat, it is the most wicked looking thing I’ve ever seen, and the guy that owns it used it as home defense, and apparently it hangs by his bed..  that May be a step up from a battle axe. But dang that thing could probably do some damage.  

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21 hours ago, John N said:

cant watch the vid in the Eu apparently!

Try these links and see if you can get it.  Well worth watching in slack-jawed bemusement, especially the opening scenes.

 

https://truecrimedaily.com/2019/11/08/michigan-man-repels-home-invasion-intruder-using-battle-axe/

 

https://fox6now.com/2019/11/08/victim-uses-battle-axe-to-fend-off-home-invader/

 

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no video, but I get the jist from the article <_< - thanks Alan! 

 

One day someone will try breaking into my house, and it will be like the monty python scene with the knights 'its only a flesh wound' :blink:

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19 hours ago, Conner Michaux said:

I met a guy at bladeshow who turned a bat out of black walnut, forged a band of massive spikes, wrapped it around and riveted it to the bat, it is the most wicked looking thing I’ve ever seen, and the guy that owns it used it as home defense, and apparently it hangs by his bed..  that May be a step up from a battle axe. But dang that thing could probably do some damage.  

 

I think thats what we refer to as an 'attitude adjuster' !

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On 11/8/2019 at 6:56 PM, Alex Middleton said:

I think somebody should market a "personal protection battle axe".

Sounds like a project for @James Helm

 

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